She needs to cry every 10 to 12 days
That's a routine... Let her cry
If you stop her then you've had it
Don't ask her questions while she is letting it all out...
Just be there...
Don't hug her on your own...
She ll hug you if n when she wants while her sobbing episode lasts...
She ll be a lot better after this
Her mood will be back to a good high within the next one hour
Relaxed and positive she ll give you the most logical solutions to anything that you ask her...
No don't make out after this...
She d prefer to cuddle on cry days
She d b most likely to seek action in bed on her most stressed days...
Make sure you are available on those...
She doesn't like to cuddle post the post stress intimacy
Be prepared to sleep with your pillow since she sleeps the minute you'll are done
Also... Don't bother to remember the birthdays anniversaries...
She ll make sure she reminds you for one full month that they occur in...
But if u wish her one day early or late... You are gone...
She hates badly made tea and don't dare to offer to make one if you aren't a pro
Its best to leave her to her chai, just give her company and enjoy the tea
She does make worlds most awesome tea ever
Also she ll ask you for a compliment when she thinks she looks pretty
Be kind enough to oblige
Saves us a lot of trouble to fish for occasions then...
She hates jeans on herself but loves men wearing jeans so don't force her to match outfits...
Or she'll embarrass you death by coaxing you to wear matching maxi gowns to bed
If you watch her chick flicks she'll happily accompany you to your action war films
She loves sci fi movies, no I m not joking she totally got Inception Matrix etc...do not judge her
She gives a great head massage but likes getting a foot massage for herself...
So you give some to get some...
Also she likes being on her own at times but hates to be left by herself sometimes...
The secret weapon is ASK...
Use your mouth...
Everytime... Literally...
She hates sports don't nag her to watch it...
She loves music, she won't bother u to tag along... She has her friends watch it with her
She has a good taste in everything,
Well yes in almost everything unless you like to eat cookie dough more than cookies...
She loves pets and kids
Make sure you get her either one of of them or one at a time
Both pets n kids together can turn her from a calm princess to a screaming witch...
She has crushes but she'll admit them to you,
No need to be possessive , she won't ditch you... Ever...
If you ever cheat on her even in your dream... Do not hide it...
Be sure you tell her...
She ll listen smile n forget...
If you don't tell her n she finds out...
Then duh... Welcome to my club...
Goodluck dude!
Life's going to be a roller coaster
Call me anytime
XOXO
- Yours truely,
The Ex-husband...
#notsotinytale
That's a routine... Let her cry
If you stop her then you've had it
Don't ask her questions while she is letting it all out...
Just be there...
Don't hug her on your own...
She ll hug you if n when she wants while her sobbing episode lasts...
She ll be a lot better after this
Her mood will be back to a good high within the next one hour
Relaxed and positive she ll give you the most logical solutions to anything that you ask her...
No don't make out after this...
She d prefer to cuddle on cry days
She d b most likely to seek action in bed on her most stressed days...
Make sure you are available on those...
She doesn't like to cuddle post the post stress intimacy
Be prepared to sleep with your pillow since she sleeps the minute you'll are done
Also... Don't bother to remember the birthdays anniversaries...
She ll make sure she reminds you for one full month that they occur in...
But if u wish her one day early or late... You are gone...
She hates badly made tea and don't dare to offer to make one if you aren't a pro
Its best to leave her to her chai, just give her company and enjoy the tea
She does make worlds most awesome tea ever
Also she ll ask you for a compliment when she thinks she looks pretty
Be kind enough to oblige
Saves us a lot of trouble to fish for occasions then...
She hates jeans on herself but loves men wearing jeans so don't force her to match outfits...
Or she'll embarrass you death by coaxing you to wear matching maxi gowns to bed
If you watch her chick flicks she'll happily accompany you to your action war films
She loves sci fi movies, no I m not joking she totally got Inception Matrix etc...do not judge her
She gives a great head massage but likes getting a foot massage for herself...
So you give some to get some...
Also she likes being on her own at times but hates to be left by herself sometimes...
The secret weapon is ASK...
Use your mouth...
Everytime... Literally...
She hates sports don't nag her to watch it...
She loves music, she won't bother u to tag along... She has her friends watch it with her
She has a good taste in everything,
Well yes in almost everything unless you like to eat cookie dough more than cookies...
She loves pets and kids
Make sure you get her either one of of them or one at a time
Both pets n kids together can turn her from a calm princess to a screaming witch...
She has crushes but she'll admit them to you,
No need to be possessive , she won't ditch you... Ever...
If you ever cheat on her even in your dream... Do not hide it...
Be sure you tell her...
She ll listen smile n forget...
If you don't tell her n she finds out...
Then duh... Welcome to my club...
Goodluck dude!
Life's going to be a roller coaster
Call me anytime
XOXO
- Yours truely,
The Ex-husband...
#notsotinytale
- Prajakta Sathe
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