maid in mumbai...

My dearest V.V.I.P. maid hasnt arrived. So its either kicking some more of my ass in making an elaborate lunch or head straight to Mc D's...to be or not to be....is d question.

I have listened to a story told since ages...my great grand ma told it to my granny and she to my mommy and then i heard it and probably i ll tell it to all my pretty gals...

here it goes....

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.

And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

And Man gained pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.

And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.

Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

Beating around the bush.................75 Jumping to conclusions.................100 Climbing the walls.....................150 Swallowing your pride...................50 Passing the buck........................25 Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight)...50-300 Dragging your heels....................100 Pushing your luck......................250 Making mountains out of molehills......500 Hitting the nail on the head............50 Wading through paperwork...............300 Bending over backwards..................75 Jumping on the bandwagon...............200 Balancing the books.....................25 Running around in circles..............350 Eating crow............................225 Tooting your own horn...................25 Climbing the ladder of success.........750 Pulling out the stops...................75 Adding fuel to the fire................160 Wrapping it up at the day's end.........12

To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:

Opening a can of worms .................50 Putting your foot in your mouth........300 Starting the ball rolling...............90 Going over the edge.....................25 Picking up the pieces after............350

so........keep munching and hogging and gobbling!!!!